We went out of town earlier this month and our safety conscience hotel provided a lovely can of "Fire Fighting Filter Type Self-Saving Breather." But, just in case the name doesn't say it all, they were kind enough to provide some English instructions.

1) Take out Fire Fighting Filter Type Self Saving Breather.
2) Tear at the package bag of Fire Fighting Filter Type Self Saving Breather.
3) Wear helmet and pull contractive belt fast.
4) Choose way and flee for your life decidedly.
Point for attention:
Once find fire condition, tear at the packaging bag of breather immediately, wear helmet of breather imperturbably and correctly and get away from fire field as quick as possible.
Thankfully, there were no fires in our hotel, so we did not have to flee for our lives decidedly.
**Special thanks to Beck for posting this on your blog! After we laughed so hard reading this together, I just had to steal your pic! **
1 comments:
I'm not sure anyone else thinks it's as funny as we did. I guess that's what happens when you're stuck in a hotel room at 10 pm, trying (unsuccessfully) to be quite so your kids can go to sleep. At least we didn't attempt to rearrange the hotel furniture. Oh and pass some more ranch crackers...
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